INFO: Video Footage is approximately 1-2 minute(s) in length. The voice of the narrator is microsoft sam.
Chapter 1: A city in perilMap: Yavin Temple
INFO: Video Footage is approximately 1-2 minute(s) in length. The voice of the narrator is microsoft sam.
*The mandalorian world of Ordo, is being attacked by the New Republic. the remaining mandalorians fight to the death. When the fight is over, the Republic starts to plunder the city. They come across a child.*
Narrator: Ten years since the Battle of Yavin. The New Republic is attacking the Mandalorian World of Ordo, the republic soldiers destroy all who turn in their way, except for one...A child, they name him Kernow. Kernow was raised royally by the King of Xasomoria; which was ruled under Constitutional Monarchy.
The king passed away at an old age. In his will, Kernow's father wrote that the crown was to be passed down to Kernow, but Kernow had to prove himself worthy. Kernow was trained brutally so he would be worthy to become king, as the final trial, he would have to leave the kingdom for thirty days, and return after those thirty days.
After a standard galactic thirty days, Kernow returned to his people. A king...
King Kernow.
(OPENING INTRO)
Chapter 2: LamerINFO: Video Footage should be about 2-3 minutes in length.
MAP: Yavin Temple
*Starts out with Ceiling Cat walking from his home and into the city to lame and cause trouble. After his mayhem, the guards come. Cat jumps into the ceiling and peeks his head out. One of the guards is Xasomur.*
Xasomur: Cat! Is that you?! It's me Xasomur!
Cat: o hai
Guard: You know this person?
*Cat Snips Guard and Guard turns into dust*
Cat: LOLOLOLOL
Xasomur: That's it! Cat, come down from there right now!
Cat: Neeeever.
Xasomur: If you choose to resist arrest, then so be it....Fire!
*Xasomur and guards fire at Cat with blaster rifles as Cat hides above Ceiling*
Cat: KK FINE I ARE SURRENDER PLZ DUN KILL ME
Xasomur: Either pay the fine, or be taken into custody.
Cat: I ARE PAY TEH MONEYS.
Xasomur: Good, have a good day, Cat...And don't try anything stupid!
*Xasomur and guards walk away*
Cat: Whatever. Man, they ruins all mah fun. Kinda like Jan on that one mission.
*Shows clip from Lamer Cat Walkthrough*
CHAPTER 3: PARTYMap: ATS_zoned 2
*Xasomoria is having their most traditional festival, Cat decides to come in and lame everyone and decides to assassinate Kernow. In this scene people are at the bar, music is playing, people are dueling, and just having fun at the arena and at the cantina.*
Narrator: The kingdom was having their most traditional festival, which came once a year. Cat decided this would be his chance to get back at Kernow for banning him from the city long ago, so he decided to do something unusual...Kill King Kernow.
*Cat walks in with rocket launcher*
Cat: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I are here to kills Kernow and any nub that stands in mah way, so shut up and let meh take care of business.
*Kernow jumps from balcony onto arena*
Kernow: Ceiling Cat...We meet again.
Cat: Jaja. It's a been a while, nao it gets to be teh last.
*Cat fires rocket at Kernow. Kernow dodges rocket and takes cover*
Kernow: Royal Guard! Battle Stations!! Open fire at will!
*Kernow runs to throne room leaving the guards to take care of Cat. The Royal Guard has now taken control of the streets and any route to the castle.*
*This action scene should be about 30 seconds in length of video footage.
*Cat kills Guards, please note that it would be cool if these scenes had quality action like a classic John Wayne movie :-). *
Cat: lolololololol *Teabags dead guards*, Oh you gots to be jokin' meh. I has to find Kernow, sad face.
*Cat runs into corridor leaving the arena, to run into the Royal Guard/Secret Police.*
Cat: Bring it on, no0bs!
*Cat fights them, and Cat wins after 1 minute of footage and action.*
Cat: Nao to teh Throne Room! Man dis kinda makes meh feel like I are in one of teh Legend of Zelda games, like at teh last level I has to go to the Castle in Castle town and save teh princess....Ahhhh, good memories.
CHAPTER 4: Last Stand*Cat walks into throne room*
Kernow: Ahhh, Cat...I've been expecting you.
Cat: I've been expecting your faaaaace.
Kernow: Very interesting choice of words, you always were a man of action not one to turn to words.
Cat: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Kernow: Very well, if you choose to try to defeat me, I will not let that happen.
*They Duke it out in an epic battle. This should be about Two minutes long. By the end, Kernow is to be in the dcbeg emote, and cat with a disruptor rifle pointing at Kernow.*
Kernow: Mercy on me, Cat!
Cat: Mercy, You is funny, Kernow. Very funny.
*Cat taps 'C' 5 times fast as he says that.*
*Cat zooms in and shoots Kernow in the head.*
*Camera is now showing Cat walking out. he goes to the arena and jumps above the bar and looks down, at that time everyone is coming out and they should walk into the arena and look up at Cat.*
Narrator: The people will look up at me and say, "Who are you?"....And I'll just say, "I'm Ceiling Cat, bish!"
(END)
(The song You Know My Name by Chris Cornell will play with the credits.)
Sun 17 Jan 2010, 3:27 pm
