nastY/Phoenix/Nightmare pissing contest

Phoenix wrote:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL you wankers make me piss myself, your havent got a fooken a clue about girls ffs. I would love to see you lads out round the town trying to chat up lasses, i would break down in fits of hilarity. Especially the JK2 freaks like Nasty and Laaaf, wtf would you do to chat up girls? You havent got a good shag in either of yas! Swiftys bird looks rather tidy, and she has a cheeky little frame on her too, probably a damn sight nicer than any of you benders could get your hands on

Nasty and Jeezy you both look like Queers, and those tarts sat next to you, well let me be honest: I wouldnt throw somebody elses wanger at them, never mind put my own in!

And Laaaf What in gods name would you do when confronted with a naked woman? GK HER INTO ORGASM??

The JK2 freaks havent got a fly a kite clue about girls, you guys talk the talk but you cant walk the walk, ya sit in your rooms concocting scripts and plotting how to become better jk2 pwners, ya think girls are intrested in that!? You guys are pitiful excuses for men, your not red blooded enough actually hit on girls, you just talk crap. Stick to jk2 cos u guys have as much chance of pulling a stunner, as i do at shitting a kilo of cocaine.

JOG ON!

u shouldnt talk like that, ur too ugly.... u think u know everything about people playing this game, ur pathetic, stop faking having a life plz, u just make urself look like killY, which isnt really good. :s

Nasty if was you, i would become an organ donor. Its the only chance you will ever have getting inside somebody.

Face fact your a loser, i dont need to fake a life, your just jealous you dont have one yourself pal. I would watch your tone if i was you, before i take your girlfriend off you. Shes ugly, i would probably need to neck a bottle of vodka first, but i would, just cos i can!

Your a JK2 geek nasty, you have no life except JK2. The guys in SoL are different, we might like the game, but we aint like you. We play for a bit crack when we bored, have a bit chat and an arse about and generally just enjoy ourselves to pass time. You take it seriously, you like the feeling of domination. Your so fooking pathetic IRL that you need to pwn in a daft internet just to get some meaning from your life. You are a nerd.

For the record nasty, you wish you were as handsome as me son.

Its not the SoL guys, its you JK2 freaks, the more i talk to you, the more i feel like i hdont belong in the game, cos im just too cool for ya. You can keep pwnin on jk2 nasty, while the rest of us go live our lives and actually add some meaning to it.

Now accept, phoenix has owned you!

Phoenix wrote:

Nasty if was you, i would become an organ donor. Its the only chance you will ever have getting inside somebody.

Face fact your a loser, i dont need to fake a life, your just jealous you dont have one yourself pal. I would watch your tone if i was you, before i take your girlfriend off you. Shes ugly, i would probably need to neck a bottle of vodka first, but i would, just cos i can!

Your a JK2 geek nasty, you have no life except JK2. The guys in SoL are different, we might like the game, but we aint like you. We play for a bit crack when we bored, have a bit chat and an arse about and generally just enjoy ourselves to pass time. You take it seriously, you like the feeling of domination. Your so fooking pathetic IRL that you need to pwn in a daft internet just to get some meaning from your life. You are a nerd.

For the record nasty, you wish you were as handsome as me son.

Its not the SoL guys, its you JK2 freaks, the more i talk to you, the more i feel like i hdont belong in the game, cos im just too cool for ya. You can keep pwnin on jk2 nasty, while the rest of us go live our lives and actually add some meaning to it.

Now accept, phoenix has owned you!

ur pathetic... i dont give a damn about ur life, stop writing plz, ur making urself look more foolish than anything else lol. Ur saying i have no life, but ur the one that hates me, because of jk2? wow, yeah ur right, im the no life

JK2 Freaks? Nerds? wth?
Lol you play this game nearly everyday and still suck at it. All you do is talk in it and suck, maybe thats because your too used too sucking ur gfz Johnson Lolol.

And don't brag about real life in a game, only nerds do that. OWNAGE

Anyways - wth is wrong with you people? Trolls? Did I call Swiftyz gf ugly? Calling her arms fat is not a an opinion, or insult (its only an insult if you are not proud with ur gfs arms). Fat people are fat, there not skinny. Its not an opinion. Anywayz I was just joking and messing around, however since nearly everyone in SOL is so sensitive they shed tears and c-R~Y about everything that happens on the internet and game, wa wa you lame me, wa wa you called her arms fat, wa wa your going a bit off topic, wa wa i can get more girl freinds then U!!! hahaha. lol? F00LZ & TRUE GEEKZ 3XPOS3D!


Edit: Lol, c-R-Y is changed into Shed Tears on here lolol..

Nightmare_I wrote:

JK2 Freaks? Nerds? wth?
Lol you play this game nearly everyday and still suck at it. All you do is talk in it and suck, maybe thats because your too used too sucking ur gfz Johnson Lolol.

And don't brag about real life in a game, only nerds do that. OWNAGE

Anyways - wth is wrong with you people? Trolls? Did I call Swiftyz gf ugly? Calling her arms fat is not a an opinion, or insult (its only an insult if you are not proud with ur gfs arms). Fat people are fat, there not skinny. Its not an opinion. Anywayz I was just joking and messing around, however since nearly everyone in SOL is so sensitive they shed tears and c-R~Y about everything that happens on the internet and game, wa wa you lame me, wa wa you called her arms fat, wa wa your going a bit off topic, wa wa i can get more girl freinds then U!!! hahaha. lol? F00LZ & TRUE GEEKZ 3XPOS3D!


Edit: Lol, c-R-Y is changed into Shed Tears on here lolol..

agreed.

I dont hate ya nasty, im just too cool 4 ya

Laaaf ur a geek, face it. I hardly play these days, im doing loads of overtime at work.
And who cares if i suck at it? Not me, im easy going enough to get over it. You care, cos ur a geek and nerd who has nothing better to worry about.

Maybe i am bragging about real life, but then again, maybe i should, my life is fooken awsome, earning plenty money, driving a car, moving to australia in three months on a years working holiday, having tons of friends, going to the gym, getting pissed every weekend with all my mates, going to bars and going clubbing, chasing skirt around and chatting chicks up. You tell me laaaf, what dont i have to brag about?

Im on top of the world right now

Phoenix wrote:

I dont hate ya nasty, im just too cool 4 ya

Laaaf ur a geek, face it. I hardly play these days, im doing loads of overtime at work.
And who cares if i suck at it? Not me, im easy going enough to get over it. You care, cos ur a geek and nerd who has nothing better to worry about.

Maybe i am bragging about real life, but then again, maybe i should, my life is fooken awsome, earning plenty money, driving a car, moving to australia in three months on a years working holiday, having tons of friends, going to the gym, getting pissed every weekend with all my mates, going to bars and going clubbing, chasing skirt around and chatting chicks up. You tell me laaaf, what dont i have to brag about?

Im on top of the world right now

as i already said, I dont care about ur fake life, and im probably not the only one that doest give a shit, u say u dont hate me? go edit some topic u made about and go delete every pms u sent me with bunch of insults, saying u hate me and that ud beat me up irl if u could.

Its jest nasty...

Phoenix wrote:

I dont hate ya nasty, im just too cool 4 ya

Laaaf ur a geek, face it. I hardly play these days, im doing loads of overtime at work.
And who cares if i suck at it? Not me, im easy going enough to get over it. You care, cos ur a geek and nerd who has nothing better to worry about.

Maybe i am bragging about real life, but then again, maybe i should, my life is fooken awsome, earning plenty money, driving a car, moving to australia in three months on a years working holiday, having tons of friends, going to the gym, getting pissed every weekend with all my mates, going to bars and going clubbing, chasing skirt around and chatting chicks up. You tell me laaaf, what dont i have to brag about?

Im on top of the world right now

Lolz, if u haven't been aware I haven't been active on jk2 for 3 months now. during those 3 months i only prob came on jk2 6 times for like 40 minutes (and I'm still not active lol). Funny how you call me a geek and your the one who lookz like one lolol. U and ur slut look funny as hell. U are a rager and hater, if you have such a great life, then how come you hate on all the pros in jk2. Lol. As I can see you have serious emotional problems, I suggest therapy. So kid just relax, enjoy your so called great life, enjoy the pennys you get everyday at wal-mart, enjoy your cool KIA, and continue to get raped in JK2 =]

Edit: o and let me answer your question: What don't you have to brag about? Your Face - hahaha!

Hehe call her a slut all you want, a) im not with her anymore and b) she probably still wouldnt let you put your needle penis in her if u feckin paid her c) you wouldnt know what the hell to do with a woman. Ya think i care about jk2? Maybe u should care more about real life ya geek. Go get laid ya might learn something, that is of course if you dont jizz before you get your small tail there. Jog on Virgin

Phoenix wrote:

Hehe call her a slut all you want, a) im not with her anymore and b) she probably still wouldnt let you put your needle penis in her if u feckin paid her c) you wouldnt know what the hell to do with a woman. Jog on ya virgin

Lolz you talk about me like you believe you met lolol. You don't even know a spec about me or who I am. O man don't even continue with this non sense. Saying you get more chickz them me in a game lol?

But thats the same with me, you dont know fook all about me so whats the difference? You still say plenty of shit when you haven got a clue about people

me i'm no life ! PWND

Ok, Im gonna steal a quote from Swifty here, While phoenix is tapping his gf's ass, all you two will be tapping is your mouse and keyboard

poopoo, nice one danek ^^. Swifty has been inspired when he said that lol !

laaaaf, be quiet bro and stay out of this ok. also, don't belittle people's gfs. who gives a rip anyway?

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Phoenix wrote:

But thats the same with me, you dont know fook all about me so whats the difference? You still say plenty of shit when you haven got a clue about people

Yes but when I talk about things or brag about things in game, its about things I already see and know. Like you told me your whole life story and showed me a pic of you and your girl. However I didn't tell you anything about me and haven't showed you any pics of me lol. And I also talk about game skill (which I can see by playing you lol) or the stupid server and forum rules. See I don't assume things I know nothing about, I just judge when I get enough information based on what people show me. Plus most of the time I am not serious (hello this is a game and internet) so I just play around, however people like you take it to heart and start making a big deal out of it.

Edit: Also wehr, stay out of this? You must be talking to yourself, because you should stay out of this. Did I make a comment a about you? Did I mention you? THEN STAY OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOOL! =]
-I don't know what's more annoying, your 50 dmg emote KS or your Abuse of Emotes, or how you constantly intrude into other peoples conversations. =]

uh laaaaf, you are the one talking shi t about ppl gfs. what business is it of yours who someone loves in england? why don't you st fu. i guess you're as dumb in real life as you are pitiful in game. come back to game we settle this. btw, you ez boy. i think i have as much business on this forum as anyone. is it your forum laaaff? are you in SOL? do you have the codes dipshi t? are you a moderator??? lmfao

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No wehr its not my forum, but you were talking "about staying out of it"
So I was just telling you how much of a hypocrite you are.

And no wehr this isn't real life if you haven't noticed with your tiny brain. This is SOL Forums on the internet lolol, and too me that dosent make it much different from SOL server on the internet. It's not my business above someones love in england and I didn't get into that business, did you see me asking serious questions and such? No, because I could care less about such stuff, I was just simply having fun until you newbs started to take it seriously =] And wehr, settle this in game? Sure! I love battling you into submission. Its such entertainment. Although first tell Nickelodian there to fix the emotes. Means turn them off so server will be less newb and moron friendly.

I barley come on JK2 however anymore (I come now usually when I'm at my friends house), this is due to my monitor and internet being down (I'm typing this using laptop and phone connection (3G) =[)

So wehr kid, if I ever see you on, prepare to turn on your best scriptz Lolol. I also suggest you get evc, it might gain you about 5 more seconds of survival.

lol... sol forum + sol server, and you guys come and want to make war. who is the kid?
ppl like nasty come and wank, boast, talk and make a fool of themselves. i wouldnt care if they did, as long as they did it on their kids server.
but on sol anyone should be able to play peacefully and relaxed... even if its all newbs and and scrubs... but at least no hypocrit kids, that are completely hyper! they come to us and are too stupid to follow some basic rules... and they they cri that we'd abuse them... lol
you guys may start a war on our territory. but you're just doomed. we will end the war at any time we want.
you can be an ass as long as we let you, or you can start getting ur stuff together and see that its a game, and you could just be nice and play relaxed on our server and just leave all the emo shit out...

what's funny is that they speak about no lifes but they are ready to type 1000 words per post to argue that it's the other who is the no life xD

Danek360 wrote:

Ok, Im gonna steal a quote from Swifty here, While phoenix is tapping his gf's ass, all you two will be tapping is your mouse and keyboard

I LOVE IT!

Hehehe

I really see no reason for this topic except for what the title is, but you can do that easily on the server. Closed. :/