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Gavin



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PostSubject: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:56 am

You know in those Penguin chocolate bars? Well, they always have a joke on them. When I read it, this is what it says: P.S Its really bad.

What is Black and White, Black and White, and Black and White?

Answer: A penguin rolling down the hill!

Now, that was the worlds WORST joke yes? I thought so. How could people do this? Its utter humiliation!

I know loads more Penguin jokes but they are all lame and RUBBISH! Have fun laughing at my failure of a wannabe joke!

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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:21 am

LOL thats bad, but the ones in the chritmas crackers are the worst!

OMG "Why was santas helper unhappy?" IDK "Because he had low elf esteem!".

I mean come on man, i think we should have a minutes silence for that one! WTF! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:23 am

Man those elfs live in cold conditions.....i hear its really nICE up there!!!! jocolor

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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Tue 19 Jan 2010, 1:28 pm

lol here is one i made up:

What does make Reindeer cut the cheese? Misltoe!



after this u be thinkin "WTF"
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Tue 19 Jan 2010, 3:02 pm

Grimlore wrote:
lol here is one i made up:

What does make Reindeer cut the cheese? Misltoe!



after this u be thinkin "WTF"

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr -_-
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Tue 19 Jan 2010, 5:49 pm

Heres a Wolfe joke...........Why are carrots orange? COS APPLES ARE GREEN!!!!! -_-

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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:02 pm

Lol .. Is my wannabe joke the winner then? o=
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Tue 19 Jan 2010, 10:53 pm

Kernow Pilgrim wrote:
Heres a Wolfe joke...........Why are carrots orange? COS APPLES ARE GREEN!!!!! -_-

u should have said tomatos are red...
because i am confused now... arent there yellow and red apples too ?

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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Wed 20 Jan 2010, 1:18 am

Xasomur wrote:


u should have said tomatos are red...
because i am confused now... arent there yellow and red apples too ?

Yeah lol, xaso's got ya there kernow! nice 1 hehe!

Although even then, kernows joke makes more sense than wolfes -_-
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Wed 20 Jan 2010, 4:39 am

Ehm.. you can only get Red and Green apples? =o
Xaso, your CRAZY! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Wed 20 Jan 2010, 4:41 am

Mmm sometimes you get multicoloured apples! One side may be red and then change into yellow on the other side!

OMG, analysing apples, is this all we have to talk about? LOL Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Wed 20 Jan 2010, 8:37 am

Hehe :S you're confusing me? abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz! santa
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:49 am

Do you know, why the sea is blue ? no ? Because my sister's name is Kristyna Oo xDD
Do you understand ? dont worry, nobody will Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Wed 20 Jan 2010, 12:10 pm

i sure do and i get it Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Wed 20 Jan 2010, 1:15 pm

Wolfe your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. BOOM!

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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Wed 20 Jan 2010, 1:18 pm

Yo mommas so fat she falls of both sides of the bed.
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Wed 20 Jan 2010, 1:19 pm

Kernow Pilgrim wrote:
Wolfe your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. BOOM!

Blue you can't beat that. I'm sorry. No-one can beat that. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Wed 20 Jan 2010, 1:19 pm

Haha kernow thats class! Very Happy karma for that beauty!
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Wed 20 Jan 2010, 1:20 pm

LOL I heard a joke similar to that before xDDDD but I forgot how it went Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Wed 20 Jan 2010, 1:43 pm

nah those can't beat this one: Yo mama's so fat when she tripped i tryed not to laugh,but the earth was cracking up


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@ Kernow nothing personal,buti didn't get it
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Wed 20 Jan 2010, 1:46 pm

Grimlore wrote:
nah those can't beat this one: Yo mama's so fat when she tripped i tryed not to laugh,but the earth was cracking up


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@ Kernow nothing personal,buti didn't get it

OMG, im not religious really (although im catholic) but "LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH!"
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Wed 20 Jan 2010, 2:25 pm

lol phoenix hates it Razz


here's one: what walks on 2 legs,but sucks ****s?
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Wed 20 Jan 2010, 7:05 pm

I knew Wolfe wldn't get it! He doesn't even know what a jonny is let alone used one! Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Thu 21 Jan 2010, 1:03 am

yeah that one was gay wolfe -__-
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:34 am

nah blue just doesn't have class farao
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