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PostSubject: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Tue 19 Jan 2010, 8:56 am

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You know in those Penguin chocolate bars? Well, they always have a joke on them. When I read it, this is what it says: P.S Its really bad.

What is Black and White, Black and White, and Black and White?

Answer: A penguin rolling down the hill!

Now, that was the worlds WORST joke yes? I thought so. How could people do this? Its utter humiliation!

I know loads more Penguin jokes but they are all lame and RUBBISH! Have fun laughing at my failure of a wannabe joke!

Gavin. santa
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:52 pm

omg kernows joke was...
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... well... but we could tell before that wolfe wont get it...
maybe its better... its mean XD

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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:54 pm

LOL KERNOW!!!!! XD
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:36 pm

Kernow Pilgrim wrote:
I knew Wolfe wldn't get it! He doesn't even know what a jonny is let alone used one! Razz

Haha kernow is on fire! XD

Wolfe: "A johnny? Who's johny? I dont know no johnny!" rabbit

Haha Very Happy


Wolfes father thinks "damn i wish i had bought extra strong instead of feather lights and i wouldnt be in this mess!"

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THATS HARSH! SRY! no offence Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:51 pm

ROFLMFAO KARMA
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Sat 23 Jan 2010, 2:53 pm

it's not even a joke dude



i do mean 2 comment on ya post.....can you try to make it sound...more simple to understand?
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Sat 23 Jan 2010, 7:03 pm

Ok lets go easy on the poor Wolfe! Nothing personal Wolfy boyo just all in jest.

Lol Phoenix Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Sat 23 Jan 2010, 9:37 pm

thanx here is a joke: There 3 guys in a bar. one's a german, one is a Mexicanand the 3rd guy is a texan. The german guy downs his drink throws it in the air and shoots it and sez "Man we got enough beer in germany". The Mexican guy downs his teqila and does the same thing the german guy did and sez "man we got enough teqilas in Mexico. The texan guy downs his drink and shoots the mexican guy and says "welll we got enough mexicans in Texas"
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:16 pm

hear this one can you eat humor lol i m laughing on my own joke hahahahahaahahahahahaahah
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Sun 24 Jan 2010, 12:19 am

man that one sux u_u
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Sun 24 Jan 2010, 12:48 am

lol... that was a mean... but nice (lol) joke grim...
actually i read lots of reports and films about that issue mexicans get over to the usa
and they make me sad...

but i cant defeat the black humor living in my soul xD

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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Sun 24 Jan 2010, 3:21 am

did you pee yourself with laughter? well it isn't a rascist joke nor was it meant 2 be one and i heard it frpm somebody Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Mon 25 Jan 2010, 8:07 am

No it just insults Texans for the racist theological hillbillys they are! Very Happy

Nice joke Wolfe! ^^

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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Mon 25 Jan 2010, 8:20 am

lol sorry wolfe, nice try, but unfortantly that joke is a old as the hills! Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Mon 25 Jan 2010, 8:22 am

well what about this one?:Why couldn't the kid go see the pirate movie? cuz it was rated arrgh
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Mon 25 Jan 2010, 8:27 am

Why did Kernow just lose faith in Wolfe's humour?

BECAUSE HIS EYES WERE BLEEDING!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Mon 25 Jan 2010, 8:30 am

*wipes the blood off*


ok here's one:what do you get when u shove a saber up a Wampa's ass and it gets stuck?
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:08 am

ok theres a british man,a indian man and a japenese man on a plane, the Jap throws a PS3 out the window saying"i dont need that we have plenty in our country'' the indian man throws a curry out the window saying "i dont need that we have plenty in our country'' then the british man picks up the indian one and throws him out the window saying "i dont need that we have plenty in our country" (sorry if anyone offended)
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Mon 25 Jan 2010, 9:16 am

Yeah thats pretty much the version i know although the term "indian" was made into a shorter and probably more offensive term.

@grimlore & danek, I understand its just lighthearted but probably best just to keep away from any jokes that could single out minorities and cause offense.

We all friends so im not saying that it will, but the potential is there Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Mon 25 Jan 2010, 2:19 pm

nah i'm not offended by any of them...


@ seb that's just like my joke with the Mexican, German and Texan joke!!
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Mon 25 Jan 2010, 2:22 pm

Thats because none of them are referring to your culture dude lol
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Mon 25 Jan 2010, 2:30 pm

still it's similar in humor afro farao jocolor
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Tue 26 Jan 2010, 3:17 am

Grimlore wrote:
nah i'm not offended by any of them...


@ seb that's just like my joke with the Mexican, German and Texan joke!!

*sigh* spoon feeding the information..........

ok firstly it was danek who posted his version of the joke not sebbat, secondly it is EXACTLY the same joke just directed at different ethnic groups and thirdly it wasnt directed at you are your culture so how can u say your not offended? Of course your not offended it hasnt anything to do with you!

wake up and smell the coffee man! Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!   Tue 26 Jan 2010, 8:45 am

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?!?!?!

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! =000
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