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PostSubject: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeFri 05 Feb 2010, 5:18 am

Here's one for ya guy's


Knock knock, who's there? Amij

response: Amijwho?



LOL HAHAHHAHHAHA, say it to yourself in real life lol then you'll laugh lol xD i got it of my brother i have more jokes but ill end up spamming this page lol Smile
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeFri 05 Feb 2010, 5:23 am

Im a jew? mmm scratch
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeFri 05 Feb 2010, 5:32 am

well i dont get it...
maybe its because i am german

well but i dont even get german lnock knock jokes ...
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeFri 05 Feb 2010, 5:32 am

@Your signature
Gara sux ! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeFri 05 Feb 2010, 5:57 am

XD i didn t get it either hmm
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeFri 05 Feb 2010, 6:04 am

Amijwho, if you say out loud, it sounds like "im a jew", as in jewish religion. It isnt very funny, these isnt very much to the joke at all, it a simple concept.

Also i wonder if it could be precieved as racist, i know its only a joke it sounds like a negative manner towards jews scratch
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeFri 05 Feb 2010, 7:05 am

OK, ill not post any more jokes like tht but its funny and i didn't classt it a racism but i guess i'll do normle jokes Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeFri 05 Feb 2010, 7:06 am

Lol dont worry about it, i know u are just trying to contribute Wink
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeFri 05 Feb 2010, 7:10 am

Ok, lol thanks i was actually anyway, hey phoenix did u vote me or did u stick to voteing no Sad
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeFri 05 Feb 2010, 9:12 am

Uh.... ok
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeFri 05 Feb 2010, 9:39 am

THis is something wierd but i learnt it quite long ago maybe some of THe UK people might know it.

Eeny Meany macka racka rare ro dominaka iker bocker lollipopper om pom push.

It's like a rime but the english learnt but only some people remember it ^^
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeFri 05 Feb 2010, 11:18 am

Lol......ure crazy! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeFri 05 Feb 2010, 11:48 am

Kernow, how much ppl voted now ? ^.-
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeFri 05 Feb 2010, 11:52 am

man hektor do you hate gara or do you perfer pretty boy Sasuke? Razz

german jokes are better than beer Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeFri 05 Feb 2010, 11:55 am

Grimlore.. for that comentary i can ban you




NOBODY TALK BAD ABOUT THE BEST NINJA OF KONOHA o_O
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeFri 05 Feb 2010, 11:57 am

What was so bad about that comment he said sebbat.. I didn't understand it to be honest lol.
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeFri 05 Feb 2010, 12:03 pm

well most geman jokes arent linguistic jokes, but situation jokes...
my fav.... i try to translate it propperly:

A man goes over a bridge. Suddenly appears a demon saying: "I am an allmighty ghost. I give you 3 three chances to fail giving me a task i cannot fulfill" and laughs.
The man thinks strongly and says then: "Ok drink this river here empty Razz"
But the ghost drinks it empty.
So the man thinks even stronger. Then saying: "ha! now spit all the water out again Razz"
But the ghost spits it all out again :O.
Than the man thinks the strong as he can. Then suddenly says "oops."
the ghost asks: "what?"
the man just begins to laugh winning: "i just farted. Catch the fart, throw it at that wall, and color it Razz"

lol
i laughed writing it... definately my fav xD
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeFri 05 Feb 2010, 12:06 pm

lol, now he can u catch a fart and throw it at the wall then colour it..



I, mean u can catch ur fart, and rub it on wall but defneitly not colour it lol!!!

But i got what it ment lol Smile
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeFri 05 Feb 2010, 1:07 pm

That's the point of the joke dude...
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeSat 06 Feb 2010, 1:45 am

I, know but im just saying though lol Smile
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeSat 06 Feb 2010, 2:11 am

... Sad
not good?
well heres another one of my favs:

3 vampires meetin on a field. they make a bet. "who can suck the most blood in the shortes amount of time"
the first vampire flies away, comes again after half hour. his mouth is surrounded with blood. as he is asked, how much blood he sucked he said: "u see the lights in the east? There was a childs birthday party. and i sucked all their blood."
the second one thinking he can make it better and he rushed away. he comes back after 15 minutes. blood all over his face. as he is asked, how much blood he said: "u see the lights in the south? There was a wedding. and i sucked all their blood."
the third one then dashes away. comes back after 2 minutes. and he looks like drowned in blood.
the other both vampires are stunned. "shit, you have definately won. congratz. but how did u achieve that???"
he said: "well...
you see the wall there in the north??...
well...
i didnt."

^^


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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeSat 06 Feb 2010, 2:12 am

LOL, xasomur, hahha omg Very Happy nice one
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeSat 06 Feb 2010, 2:26 am

Haha not bad xaso not bad Wink

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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeSat 06 Feb 2010, 3:55 am

Lol xaso xD
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PostSubject: Re: KNOCK KNOCK??   KNOCK KNOCK?? Icon_minitimeSat 06 Feb 2010, 3:57 am

Xasomur wrote:
... Sad
not good?
well heres another one of my favs:

3 vampires meetin on a field. they make a bet. "who can suck the most blood in the shortes amount of time"
the first vampire flies away, comes again after half hour. his mouth is surrounded with blood. as he is asked, how much blood he sucked he said: "u see the lights in the east? There was a childs birthday party. and i sucked all their blood."
the second one thinking he can make it better and he rushed away. he comes back after 15 minutes. blood all over his face. as he is asked, how much blood he said: "u see the lights in the south? There was a wedding. and i sucked all their blood."
the third one then dashes away. comes back after 2 minutes. and he looks like drowned in blood.
the other both vampires are stunned. "shit, you have definately won. congratz. but how did u achieve that???"
he said: "well...
you see the wall there in the north??...
well...
i didnt."

^^

Old one xD ik this
But cool !
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