I do remember horrible history book from my primary school, but i dont remember the details. They didnt intrest me that much even at a young age, and they were meant to be humourous rather than deeply informative.
I dont like history that much anyways (even though i took it at school by choice), whats done is done. And the think that most rings true to me is that:
The only thing everybody learns from history is that nobody ever learns from history.