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Hora Jedi Knight
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Subject: Re: Chuck pwns Fri 06 Aug 2010, 1:05 pm
no entendi D: -> baby chuck xD
mereel Sith Warrior
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Subject: Re: Chuck pwns Fri 06 Aug 2010, 1:20 pm
That video is epic! Sad really though... the only person to beat Chuck is Bruce. And Bruce is dead! No one can stop Chuck now! D:
Grimmjow
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Subject: Re: Chuck pwns Fri 06 Aug 2010, 2:12 pm
Some chuck norris jokes/facts.
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
3. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
6. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
7. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
8. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
9. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is awesome, but because he has run out of women.
10. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
i found a lot at this jokes just by searching at google and this is only a few i plugged out from what i found xD
most hilarious of the sites was this one. http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-jokes/chuck-norris-jokes/
Commander Bacara
Posts : 714
Subject: Re: Chuck pwns Fri 06 Aug 2010, 3:36 pm
D:! lol hahaha
Battledroidlover Sith Lord
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Subject: Re: Chuck pwns Fri 06 Aug 2010, 8:18 pm
At the camp i went to during the silly quiz we get silly prizes with points on them one team got Chuck Norris and got -20 points D:!
Xasomur
Posts : 13101
Subject: Re: Chuck pwns Fri 06 Aug 2010, 11:10 pm
@ hora the joke is that the shape there is the shape of another pokemon. its koffing. but chuck says its pikachu... so its pikachu... explaining chuck norris jokes makes the joke seem silly. but thats the essence of every chuck norris joke.
Jesus may walk on water. But Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Hektor
Posts : 5223
Subject: Re: Chuck pwns Sat 07 Aug 2010, 12:49 am
LOL ALL
hair vs. muscles ^^
Grimlore
Posts : 1892
Subject: Re: Chuck pwns Sat 07 Aug 2010, 2:01 am
Chuck Norris can compete with the A Team. .__.
Battledroidlover Sith Lord
Posts : 5188
Subject: Re: Chuck pwns Sat 07 Aug 2010, 6:39 am
nevah A Team would would ez beat him.
Xemnas Sith Lord
Posts : 1845
Subject: Re: Chuck pwns Sat 07 Aug 2010, 11:17 am
Chuck norris can make a barbeycue under water ^.^ CHuck norris can kill you with 2143252 things in a normal living room
Chuck norris can see you if you dont see CHuck norris you might be only a few seconds away from death
Chuck Norris can make a five minuts terrine in 2 minutes ^.^
Once God sayd Let there be Light Chuck Norris answered say please..
Commander Bacara
Posts : 714
Subject: Re: Chuck pwns Sat 07 Aug 2010, 2:16 pm
Chuck norris can rape a girl just talking her by phone
Kernow Pilgrim Legend
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Subject: Re: Chuck pwns Sat 07 Aug 2010, 10:48 pm
Chuck norris is the only guy who reads Twilight and ISN'T g ay. BOOM!
Hektor
Posts : 5223
Subject: Re: Chuck pwns Sat 07 Aug 2010, 11:15 pm
Small boys wear pajamas with Super-man, Super-man wears pajamas with Chuck Noris.
Xasomur
Posts : 13101
Subject: Re: Chuck pwns Sun 08 Aug 2010, 3:52 am
@ hek :
Grimmjow wrote:
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
GONZA Jedi Master
Posts : 1516
Subject: Re: Chuck pwns Sun 08 Aug 2010, 4:36 am
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a striper in it.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Fri 06 Aug 2010, 12:54 pm
lol 
-> baby chuck xD
BOOM!
