try this out

wanna try something funny? okay do as i say!
open up Jk2 singleplayer and start a level or a map
then open your console and type devmapall
then setforceall 999
the otarget
then npc pawn Desann
then npc spawn gran_boxer
mindtrick the boxer now and beat up desann xD

Haha I used to do that all the time, minus the gran_boxer. I just did npc spawn desann like 100 times and then have jedi_trainer on my side and then I just killed as many as I could. I still do that when my internet goes down for some reason lol =D

when my internet goes down i go outside with friends or swimming or just hanging out in the sun on my balcony xD
I HAVE A REAL LIFE!!!! xD

Whenever I lose my internet i go to my girlfriend's house. I think you can guess what happens next lol....

Tim Skywalker wrote:

Whenever I lose my internet i go to my girlfriend's house. I think you can guess what happens next lol....

She rapes you?

No I f*** her until she cries for me to stop. Then we talk about this really annoying guy Nightmare_I who says and does the most immature things. Btw im not sure how that answer made sense.

Xemnas wrote:

when my internet goes down i go outside with friends or swimming or just hanging out in the sun on my balcony xD
I HAVE A REAL LIFE!!!! xD

Same but when i'm grounded lool and when the skate park isn't wet with the BLOODY RAIN (excuse my french)

I guess it rains in the UK a lot...

i have no girl friend ...

It's better sometimes ^^

Hektor wrote:

It's better sometimes ^^

indeed my last Girl friend...hurted me very much and i dont think that i ll give THAT to me aggain very soon...

Ajunta Pall wrote:

i have no girl friend ...

Its really not that hard at all. If theres a girl that you like just go up and say that something about her is awesome and boom you have her full attention. Then you get to know her and try to have a little fun with it. Then give her free stuff and just compliment her on something appropriate. Like she has pretty eyes (they love that one). Next thing you know.....she realizes that she likes you and then you start dating. Athletes like me know whats up!!

I've had a lot of girls.....trust me it really works!

Tim Skywalker wrote:

No I f*** her until she cries for me to stop. Then we talk about this really annoying guy Nightmare_I who says and does the most immature things. Btw im not sure how that answer made sense.

You have a conversation with your gf about me? Man what a fan you are, what a fan. Tim: "I keep getting 0wned by this lamer laaaaf, he lames, his king of lamers" gf: "what is lame?"

Tim Skywalker wrote:

Ajunta Pall wrote:

i have no girl friend ...

Its really not that hard at all. If theres a girl that you like just go up and say that something about her is awesome and boom you have her full attention. Then you get to know her and try to have a little fun with it. Then give her free stuff and just compliment her on something appropriate. Like she has pretty eyes (they love that one). Next thing you know.....she realizes that she likes you and then you start dating. Athletes like me know whats up!!

I don't he wants one that is from Elementary School.

Here's my advice, just smack that thanG, come over to a hot chick and SMACK IT, like BAM. It's like you're hitting someone but not that hard, smack that THANG! lolol jk

You have obviously never had a girlfriend.......so I pity you because that is not how you treat the ladies. Shame on you laaaf.....there are steps you take before you get laid.

I know how to take on ladies, but the issue is that it never lasts more than a night lol.

Ajunta Pall wrote:

I know how to take on ladies, but the issue is that it never lasts more than a night lol.

Is that because when they wake up next to you they are sober again?

Lol, to be honest im not looking for a girlfriend, im 22 i have plenty time. I can play the field and a have a few "f**k buddies", that will do me nicely thank you very much. Bang Tidy!

Obviously many people critisize "sluts" and "players", but i think thats bullshit and jealously.

As the wise old

Victor Lownes wrote:

A promiscuous person is only somebody who is getting more sex than you are

Tim Skywalker wrote:

You have obviously never had a girlfriend.......so I pity you because that is not how you treat the ladies. Shame on you laaaf.....there are steps you take before you get laid.

I dont know how others understand to this but I think you act like a ki d and it seems like you're boasting that you have a girl friend :/

dudes...xD no realy now i made a comment about real life and now you start a totally new confersation... remember where we where??? HERE! :

wanna try something funny? okay do as i say!
open up Jk2 singleplayer and start a level or a map
then open your console and type devmapall
then setforceall 999
the otarget
then npc pawn Desann
then npc spawn gran_boxer
mindtrick the boxer now and beat up desann xD

Hektor wrote:

Tim Skywalker wrote:

You have obviously never had a girlfriend.......so I pity you because that is not how you treat the ladies. Shame on you laaaf.....there are steps you take before you get laid.

I dont know how others understand to this but I think you act like a ki d and it seems like you're boasting that you have a girl friend :/

Hey man......im not boasting just stating that im the closest thing to the love guru that we have.

Tim Skywalker wrote:

Hey man......im not boasting just stating that im the closest thing to the love guru that we have.

No offence but....BOLLOCKS!

lol to think this started with talking about jk2

Phoenix wrote:

Tim Skywalker wrote:

Hey man......im not boasting just stating that im the closest thing to the love guru that we have.

No offence but....BOLLOCKS!

lol......No but seriously....I know how the girls work. Its really easy, easier than you would think possible.