Weirdest wannabe joke known to man!

You know in those Penguin chocolate bars? Well, they always have a joke on them. When I read it, this is what it says: P.S Its really bad.

What is Black and White, Black and White, and Black and White?

Answer: A penguin rolling down the hill!

Now, that was the worlds WORST joke yes? I thought so. How could people do this? Its utter humiliation!

I know loads more Penguin jokes but they are all lame and RUBBISH! Have fun laughing at my failure of a wannabe joke!

Gavin.

LOL thats bad, but the ones in the chritmas crackers are the worst!

OMG "Why was santas helper unhappy?" IDK "Because he had low elf esteem!".

I mean come on man, i think we should have a minutes silence for that one! WTF!

lol here is one i made up:

What does make Reindeer cut the cheese? Misltoe!



after this u be thinkin "WTF"

Grimlore wrote:

lol here is one i made up:

What does make Reindeer cut the cheese? Misltoe!



after this u be thinkin "WTF"

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr -_-

Lol .. Is my wannabe joke the winner then? o=

Kernow Pilgrim wrote:

Heres a Wolfe joke...........Why are carrots orange? COS APPLES ARE GREEN!!!!! -_-

u should have said tomatos are red...
because i am confused now... arent there yellow and red apples too ?

Xasomur wrote:

u should have said tomatos are red...
because i am confused now... arent there yellow and red apples too ?

Yeah lol, xaso's got ya there kernow! nice 1 hehe!

Although even then, kernows joke makes more sense than wolfes -_-

Ehm.. you can only get Red and Green apples? =o
Xaso, your CRAZY!

Mmm sometimes you get multicoloured apples! One side may be red and then change into yellow on the other side!

OMG, analysing apples, is this all we have to talk about? LOL

Hehe :S you're confusing me? abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!

Do you know, why the sea is blue ? no ? Because my sister's name is Kristyna Oo xDD
Do you understand ? dont worry, nobody will

i sure do and i get it

Yo mommas so fat she falls of both sides of the bed.

Haha kernow thats class! karma for that beauty!

LOL I heard a joke similar to that before xDDDD but I forgot how it went

nah those can't beat this one: Yo mama's so fat when she tripped i tryed not to laugh,but the earth was cracking up











@ Kernow nothing personal,buti didn't get it

Grimlore wrote:

nah those can't beat this one: Yo mama's so fat when she tripped i tryed not to laugh,but the earth was cracking up











@ Kernow nothing personal,buti didn't get it

OMG, im not religious really (although im catholic) but "LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH!"

lol phoenix hates it


here's one: what walks on 2 legs,but sucks ****s?

yeah that one was gay wolfe -__-

nah blue just doesn't have class