Most Embarassing Moment in Your Real Life

The name of this topic is right.


Post the most embarassing moment(s) in ur life!

EDIT:you don't have to post anything if you don't want to, so if you're posting here you're either posting a embarassing moment or you can make a comment about somebody else's!

Uhmmm, when ali once killed me in a duel ? xD

Lolz @ kern to nice :p

The last week me and my friends went to the park to play soccer

Then on the park, we were talking about asses, sexy chicks and pu ssys (lol)

Then i scream -OMG I LOVE PUSSIES-

And i kick the ball far from us

Then i went for the ball and a girl gave it to me then she said

-So you love pussies-

Then my friends started to laugh ...

I was like

THAT THING WAS EMBARASSING :/

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OLOLOLOOLOOOLOLOOOOOOLOLLOOOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLO,ok my most embarrising moment..was when a girl beat me up ..lol..SHE HAD HIGHHEELS AND THERE WERE MORE THAN ONE OF THEM ALL WITH HIGH HEELS SOZ i love you LOL,ALSO THEY HIT ME IN THE BALLS FOR NOTHING AND POUNDED ON ME WITH THERE HIGHHEELS THEN I GOT UP AND CHASED THEM BUT I COULDNT FEEL ANYTHING FROM THE WAIST UP AND DOWN SO I FAILED LOLOLOL

omg i had so many embarrassing moments. some of them are so embarassing i still shiver when i think about them... i yet have to choose which i can tell... and which not ^^
but await some

all ur secrets shall be mine. muahahahz


@ Lich it be bad if they had stileto heels o.o

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Nobody can ever beat mine, its the pinnicle of human humiliation. HONESTY READ ON IN DISBELIEF, AND PISS YOURSELVES.

About a year and half ago, i went out drinking with my mates. I pulled this girl in one of the clubs, and we started necking on She then left with her friends, but gave me her number before she left. What i didnt realise is that she was just a bit drunk and didnt have much intrest, and she gave me the wrong number (on perpose probably lol). One of my mates actually knew her, and was friends with her, and had her number.

So i txt her the next day, but no reply (because it was wrong number of course) and then my mate asked me how it was going with her, and i said she hadnt txt me back. So he said "oh i have her number on my fone, here i'll give u it". What i didnt realise is that the sly bastard had put his own number on his own fone, and then changed it to her name. So when i copied the number out of his fone, it was his number

So i started txtin the number, and i got a relpy. I thought it was her, and it was really my mate. So we started txting each other (the arsehole), him playing a pretty convincing role, as i didnt click on at all that it wasnt that girl, i honesty thought it was her. We txt and txt, for quite a few days, then we it started getting hotter and dirtier. I was either just naive or gullable, or fly a kite both, but i didnt have a clue it was him, it really seemed like i was txting this girl.

So the txts started getting pretty steamy, and i was safe in knowladge that it was her (how wrong i was haha) then she asked if i would sent a picture of myself naked to her

I debated a while about it, i wasnt keen on the idea, but i didnt want to disappoint this 'girl'. Convinced that it was that girl, convinced that she was keen and genuine, and convinced that no harm could come of it (grrrr i'll never forgive my mate D:) i made the single biggest mistake of my life.

I took a picture of myself with my member out. Yes that right, a picture of myself, with my fly a kite penis in my hand. The isnt all though, the angle of the photograph i took, meant that you could see my face in the screen. Yes people thats right. A picture of me, with my length out, and my face in the picture to top it off. And i sent it to my mate, who was pretending to be a girl.

Then my mate sent it to all of my other mates without me knowing. So they all had it on their phones. Down the pub they showed it to loads of people that they knew, and that i knew, including other girls too, so everybody knew about it, and had seen it.

But they didnt want to the humliation to end there, so while everybody was quietly pissing themselves in my absence, they kept straight faces when i was around. So even though all this had happened, i still had no idea, and the txting continued.

Then this 'girl' who I had been txting and giving photos to, asked me if i wanted to meet up for a drink one night at a local bar. I agreed, still convinced that i was going to meet this girl, i got myself all ready and went out on my date. I went in the pub and ordered a drink, then went to wait for 'her' at the entrance.

Sheduled at 8 o'clock, i was getting unsettled when it hit 10 past and she still hadnt arrived. Then i saw all of my mates, (at least 10) come walking round the corner. Something felt amiss, what was going on, why were they here.

Then they started cheering, shouting, laughing, pointing and basically making an enormous scene in public whilest pissing themselves laughing. Then it hit home. There was no girl (well she did exsist, but she wasnt who i was txting, and she didnt have a clue about any of this) i had been setup, conned, scammed. Basically i was the biggest mug on the planet. Then everybody else (which was loads of other people and aquantainces i knew) who had been told to keep quiet about it, no longer need to. So it became a huge public embarressment (and even worse when i found out the amount of girls who had seen it). I was a standing joke. Everybody saw the picture of 'Paulie' (my nickname) with his co ck out.

So THAT people is the pinnicle of all possible humiliation, this topic is now dead, because nobody with ever beat this!

Also my mate tried to put it on facebook, and succeeded for about 1 hour, but it was then removed and he received a formal warning from them.

Dont worry im over it now, it was abou 18months ago, life must go on.

Anyways things are going great now, its not even talked about anymore, and everybody deleted the pic. So it doesnt exsist anymore. And i have (i wont say girlfriend because its only been 2 weeks) been seeing a girl too, so everything is going fine.

But somewhere, in a lonely goast file, lies my nemisis within.

Hope you enjoy pissing yourselves at this story guys! Laugh at my misfortune, believe me, everybody else has.

And will somebody edit sumos post, hes made the page wide. (i hate it when people do that) D:

oh fawk phoe! thats not true. O M G. that is an epic fail isnt it?
true... hardly can beat that.

but as phoenix now posted such a heavy one, i post something, that was heavy on my soul for YEARS.

well. in my class there was a girl. (wonder) at beginning i didnt even recognize her. she was small, with glasses, a little chubby and a geek.
i just came out of the class for elite sportsmen. which meant at our school: teachers nightmare. i wasnt interested in anything. and i changed the class because i got a heavy blood sickness. it was the shittiest time of my life. well, i had no eyes for girls. and not for such at all. but she obviously liked me alot. but in my blindness i never realized. i saw her as a good friend, though she was always around me somehow and sending me holdiay cards and stuff like that (it wasnt annoying, it was nice. but i NEVER figured out what that meant until some months ago).

so... time went by. that girl became a bomb. new style, new body... and her character just was stunning. she was challenging me mentally all the time. like a good friend should do. not like those arselickers or flirties just saying stuff, to have something nicely to be said.
after years i figured out: she was the one. not knewing, that she have had a crush on me before.

so. one day i was writing a letter. old school. full cliche. a masterpiece. and with pralines i gave it to her.
i got no answer after 2 days. so i phoned her. asked her... "how did the pralines taste?" and she said: "didnt open them yet" and then i figured out she didnt realize that there was a letter fixed at it. and then... i died. listen: then she said: "Flori, i dont have time, me and my boyfriend going out today" POOOOOOOO. i was so... FUC KED. i only said: "oh yes, have fun"
but thats not the end of the story. oh no. that was on a fridy evening. that weekend i was dying. but it was coming worse.
on monday, in the bus to school i met another girl from my class. and she was so mute. then finally just asked: "is it true with that letter?" POOOOOOOOOOO! FUC KED! and you know who that girl was: mrs. tattletale.
but thats not the top of the story. you can imagine that every girl in my school know about that letter. and that i was just writing it, after that girl got a boyfriend for 1 month (DUMBO FLORI!). and they were either laughing or trying hard to ignore me. but that wasnt all. social studies lesson. (i hated that lessons and that teachress btw) and it was something about economics. and i didnt have the homework. ofc i was so down the weekend. but the teachress picked me to present my homework. and i failed. and then she said: "no worries Florian, at least your a cute little poet." i was destroyed. even the teachers (!!!!) knew about that letter and the whole story. you can imagine btw the laughter of my class. they all knew about it.
we had 1100 pupils. Over 100 teachers and school personnel. i was dead.

that was the most embarassing day in my life. not my worst day. butthe most embarassing. and not even the end of the love story. by far not.
well. thanks to my charme and to the maturity of the majority of my teachers and the help of that girl which i snet the letter, i survived school. in the end it was something we all could talk and laugh about. (fortunately they didnt know how the story behind the letter went on) so i came along with the embarassing part of that day. but it took me long to come over it emotionally.
but i never forgave mrs tattletale. never. i still hate her.

*points and laughs*


You don't have to post just one moment, you can post another if you want >

Hmm...

At my old job, I worked in the kitchen at a YMCA camp. We hosted a Brunch with the Easter Bunny as a fundraiser. Everyone that worked that day had volunteered for the event, I even got my friend to volunteer.

Serving time begins, it goes off without a hitch for the first couple hours. Then our camp's CEO comes up and decides to chat with my dad (the foodservice director) and it lasts a while, but somewhere at the end of the conversation the CEO says "Looks like I'm messing up the system.". That was because he was standing on the other side of the window and our chafing dishes that keep the hot foods warm were on the counter there. Well anyway, my friend, a rather witty person says in a sarcastic manner "You mess up the system, I mess up your face." not knowing who the person even was.

Talk about embarrassing.

Grimlore wrote:

The name of this topic is right.


Post the most embarassing moment(s) in ur life!

EDIT:you don't have to post anything if you don't want to, so if you're posting here you're either posting a embarassing moment or you can make a comment about somebody else's!

no closing of it please.

I don't want having to make a new one.

pretty much my only embarassing moment...isn't embarassing,but it's pretty humuliating for me >_<

Ok here goes :/ : I pretty much had been mistaking this girl i liked for another girl i knew for like sometime in school up til now and reason it's embarassing is cuz i never asked what her name was.
Isn't it embarassing if you don't know a girls name after forgetting about them?

Ok i said something close to embarassing, now please have a peace of pie. xD

P.S and is this worth cr1ing about?

Hmmm i had mayn of embarassing moments ...
but this one is from my Judo career ... 4 years ago .... i saw on some sux competiton (girl vs. boy was possible) really nice girl and we make really great friendship, next day came our competiton and i was suprised when i saw her and my name as the first battle ... and because he was a girl i underestimated her and i flaunted before her .... then she accidently threw me on the TATAMI ... she threw me so strong that i stopped breathe for a while .... she won ... and i felt really bad ...

hektor wrote:

and because he was a girl

LOL!!!!!!!!

owned

Nobody has even read mine on page 1, and its by the far the most embarressing thing that can happen to a human being. Trust me, go to page 1 and read it.

Nobody elses even compares to it.

@xaso, yes mate im afraid it is true.

@Grimlore, Ive tried to ignore you, but your being too persistant now. Stop your fly a kite spamming! Your talking bullshit 24/7 and your posts have no relevance whatsoever. And every other post that i read, is made by you. Its starting to piss me off, so the pack it in.

You were starting to become a decent guy and you were becoming much easier and better to talk to, now your starting fall back into your old ways, nobody want to read a comment from you, every 2 posts. You post, somebody else posts, you post again, another person posts, you post again.... Sort it out, and wrap it up!

yes. to clean this topic i will make an example of this by deleting every off-topic and spam. if grim doesnt learn, i will go on deleting his posts. if bdl cant stop always responding to him, i will just delete his posts too, like i do it now in this topic.
no need to comment on this. only go on with the topic

PS: i deleted my own topic, because it was offtopic too... but as for those who care why is delete it all i post it here, because i consider it as my final warning.
furthermore phoenix answers on it:

Xasomur wrote:

@ bdl: you too post after each post of him
@ grim: if you want other ppl to post here, you need to stop polluting this topic with 100 posts that have nothing to say. no-one will now like to search for sebbats, phoenix's and my post, as they all drowned in spam. if this topic is going to be closed its your fault grim.
bettter DONT answer to this. or this topic is indeed closed

DONT ANSWER THIS.
POST EMBARASSIGN MOMENTS OR SHADDAP

This won't count as embarassing to me, but it was embarassing to the person it happened to.


I was like...2 or 3 or any young age i can't remember and i was at a friend of my mother's (or some other place I can't remember...) and people were doing swim lessons. I wanted to jump in for a dip into the drink, but my mom wouldn't let me. Soz, being kinda huge for my age (im surprised at this o_o) or big...my mom tripped over me and broke her foot.


it isn't embarassing moment to me as i said before posting this, but it was sure embarassing to me mom when she couldn't get her foot set...xD