Most Embarassing Moment in Your Real Life

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The name of this topic is right.


Post the most embarassing moment(s) in ur life!

EDIT:you don't have to post anything if you don't want to, so if you're posting here you're either posting a embarassing moment or you can make a comment about somebody else's!

Thats about as funny as VD.....

Can you tell me what VD means phoe?

Try google...

ok thanks

Xasomur wrote:

hektor wrote:

and because he was a girl

LOL!!!!!!!!

You know, that i prepared this for you .... so calm down and relax... you shouldnt think that i am some idiot .... hahah i just caught you ...

grrrrr da annoying Mr. Teacher Xaso! I ll have to pwn him!

lol hek got PWNED HAHAHHA

Phoenix that is epic embarrassment of the highest magnitude. Can't say I would've let that happen to me, but if I had, I don't think I would be taking it as well as you seem to be. Holy shit dude, that fly a kite sucks. I would probably have dropped all contact with that fly a kite and moved somewhere else, lol

Phoenix wrote:

Nobody can ever beat mine, its the pinnicle of human humiliation. HONESTY READ ON IN DISBELIEF, AND PISS YOURSELVES.

About a year and half ago, i went out drinking with my mates. I pulled this girl in one of the clubs, and we started necking on She then left with her friends, but gave me her number before she left. What i didnt realise is that she was just a bit drunk and didnt have much intrest, and she gave me the wrong number (on perpose probably lol). One of my mates actually knew her, and was friends with her, and had her number.

So i txt her the next day, but no reply (because it was wrong number of course) and then my mate asked me how it was going with her, and i said she hadnt txt me back. So he said "oh i have her number on my fone, here i'll give u it". What i didnt realise is that the sly bastard had put his own number on his own fone, and then changed it to her name. So when i copied the number out of his fone, it was his number

So i started txtin the number, and i got a relpy. I thought it was her, and it was really my mate. So we started txting each other (the arsehole), him playing a pretty convincing role, as i didnt click on at all that it wasnt that girl, i honesty thought it was her. We txt and txt, for quite a few days, then we it started getting hotter and dirtier. I was either just naive or gullable, or fly a kite both, but i didnt have a clue it was him, it really seemed like i was txting this girl.

So the txts started getting pretty steamy, and i was safe in knowladge that it was her (how wrong i was haha) then she asked if i would sent a picture of myself naked to her

I debated a while about it, i wasnt keen on the idea, but i didnt want to disappoint this 'girl'. Convinced that it was that girl, convinced that she was keen and genuine, and convinced that no harm could come of it (grrrr i'll never forgive my mate D:) i made the single biggest mistake of my life.

I took a picture of myself with my member out. Yes that right, a picture of myself, with my fly a kite penis in my hand. The isnt all though, the angle of the photograph i took, meant that you could see my face in the screen. Yes people thats right. A picture of me, with my length out, and my face in the picture to top it off. And i sent it to my mate, who was pretending to be a girl.

Then my mate sent it to all of my other mates without me knowing. So they all had it on their phones. Down the pub they showed it to loads of people that they knew, and that i knew, including other girls too, so everybody knew about it, and had seen it.

But they didnt want to the humliation to end there, so while everybody was quietly pissing themselves in my absence, they kept straight faces when i was around. So even though all this had happened, i still had no idea, and the txting continued.

Then this 'girl' who I had been txting and giving photos to, asked me if i wanted to meet up for a drink one night at a local bar. I agreed, still convinced that i was going to meet this girl, i got myself all ready and went out on my date. I went in the pub and ordered a drink, then went to wait for 'her' at the entrance.

Sheduled at 8 o'clock, i was getting unsettled when it hit 10 past and she still hadnt arrived. Then i saw all of my mates, (at least 10) come walking round the corner. Something felt amiss, what was going on, why were they here.

Then they started cheering, shouting, laughing, pointing and basically making an enormous scene in public whilest pissing themselves laughing. Then it hit home. There was no girl (well she did exsist, but she wasnt who i was txting, and she didnt have a clue about any of this) i had been setup, conned, scammed. Basically i was the biggest mug on the planet. Then everybody else (which was loads of other people and aquantainces i knew) who had been told to keep quiet about it, no longer need to. So it became a huge public embarressment (and even worse when i found out the amount of girls who had seen it). I was a standing joke. Everybody saw the picture of 'Paulie' (my nickname) with his co ck out.

So THAT people is the pinnicle of all possible humiliation, this topic is now dead, because nobody with ever beat this!

Also my mate tried to put it on facebook, and succeeded for about 1 hour, but it was then removed and he received a formal warning from them.

Dont worry im over it now, it was abou 18months ago, life must go on.

Anyways things are going great now, its not even talked about anymore, and everybody deleted the pic. So it doesnt exsist anymore. And i have (i wont say girlfriend because its only been 2 weeks) been seeing a girl too, so everything is going fine.

But somewhere, in a lonely goast file, lies my nemisis within.

Hope you enjoy pissing yourselves at this story guys! Laugh at my misfortune, believe me, everybody else has.

I just read this XD it's HILARIOUS!

NickdeClaw wrote:

Phoenix that is epic embarrassment of the highest magnitude. Can't say I would've let that happen to me, but if I had, I don't think I would be taking it as well as you seem to be. Holy shit dude, that fly a kite sucks. I would probably have dropped all contact with that fly a kite and moved somewhere else, lol

Nick im pleased u appreciate the magnitude of the situation, it was that serious. It was one of the contrubutory factors that made me decide to move to australia for year so (although it didnt materiaise because i got a new job) At the time, i was devastated. In hindsight, i dont know wtf is was thinking. Why the hell did i do it? And why the hell did i put my face in the picture? How the hell can i have been to naive and gullable, and frankly, so fly a kite stupid. At first it was quite bad, what with everybody laughing their heads off and jeering everytime they saw me, but depite the public common knowladge, comments and jokes by other people were kept within the limits of enough jest, that i was just about able to laugh it off. (although it was hard)

Well u live and learn i guess, and its fair to say that ive learned the very hardest way. Im still at a loss to figure out what in gods name i was thinking, and how the hell didnt i reaslise it was my mate? When i look back, it seemed blatantly obvious.

Still, its all in the past now, it was ages ago now, probably over a year and half ago, it was well before my JK2 days thats for sure. The photograph doesnt exsist anymore (to my knowladge) as i think everybody deleated it. Its only brought up in conversations rarely now, and its so infrequent that when it does crop up, i can just laugh.

There was no point letting it get me down, whats done is done and optimism is the way forward. The future in imminent, and thats what im concentrating on. Im happy now, i have great mates (forgive and forget i guess) and im even getting closer to this new girl now, we have been out on 3 dates so far, and our 4th is due on sunday. (when went to see shrek last night, in 3D. It pwnt, 3D is immense ) So things are going great for me now.

Glad everything's coming together phoe, especially after showing such parts to...um...a "girl" xD

I can only really say I've done that before but to real girls....>.> And taking a look at your situation, I can really understand whats going through your mind and I would've probably done the exact same thing..except it would be infinitely worse here somehow...

Anyway, yeah, glad things are good ^^

Real girls? xD

Yeah, and I'm dead serious too.

Ey? what are real girls xD EDIT: oooooh I understand! XDDDDD but your only 13! XD

Oh yes, I know xD But I have a large manhood NO I WILL NOT SHARE WITH YOU BDL!! Lol

LOL I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR MANHOOD THANKS! XD

I know lolz

lol, what was ur most embarassing moment eva granndmaa?

Look upwards and you would find out -__-

uhhh.... i cant remember my most embrasing moment ore i had no xD

mine still owns.....

too true

i got erection at swamming pool

Lol thats not embarressing at all, it happens all the time aju.

I wake up with one, usually get one about midday, then again at half past 2, around 6pm after ive wached friends, then again at 10pm. And this is all inadvertant, so imagine how many more i get when my mind wanders!

Erections in school are worst.. and more when it doesnt "sleep" again, and i need to be 15 mins in different positions to avoid people looking my erection