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HEre are 30 Things you MUST du in the exam if you will fail it anyway ! Please read them all i pissed myself when i readed them xD


1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "fly a kite this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

If you did any of those things, how many seconds do you think you would last before somebody just stood up and knocked you out?

1 4 10 26, those are very good =)

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

! i did that !!
it was in ethics/religion. we called it religion, but in fact there were different matters of that class. and one of it was philosophy. and our teacher was a complete looser. and he always made the same questions, every year the same. and one exam before i got a 4 (which is the least mark before you fail) but it was a good work! it was strongly atheistic and nearly polemic... but it was well based and considered. and though it was polemic, it wasnt insulting.
but what can you do if teachers who teach a subject thats called religion has to be active member of the church... so he was pissed.
and on the next exam i was like, who cares, the mark for this semester is screwed anyway, and i dont need it (yea our system is strange, you dont have to use all marks you get in the end of a half year) THOUGH the topic is one of my favs.
so i knew the topic of the exam would be a text of the bible about how to live your life.
so i learned a text by seneca (a latin philosopher) about the art of living, which was just as long as i could manage to write within 90 minutes. and i learned it to memorize it and to write it down again.
and i did.

so, that teacher couldnt udnerstand latin, he learned it someday, but he never used so he didnt understand a word. and he didnt know what to do, so in the teacher conference this work got into discussion. my latin teachers (we had 3 at our school, and i was was on first name basis with all of them) laughed their asses off and they found it hilarious and tried to convince my religion teacher to give me a good mark. some other teachers of course thought you had to write a text in germany on german of course, as long as youre not asked to do different. it was a huge discussion, i had to go to our director (who was religion teacher too, his latin was better) and he found it funny, but he didnt know what to do and he asked me why i did it, and i explained why. and he decided to put me through an oral examination on the topic of the exam, but on german.
the testers were, and then our director showed some humor, my religion teacher, the director himself, and my current latin teacher xD
i completely succeeded, because it was one of my favourite topics as i already said. and i got a 1 in religion (which is best) and my latin teacher gave me a 1 as well for the joke and the work ^^

the effect was that my religion teacher was leaving me alone and judging me fair from that day on
and later our director talked to me at the ceremony of getting our diploma. it was a funny situation. every class goes to the front and stands in a row while the class teacher hands out the diploma and says a word, then the organizer of the teaching degree for secondary schools handed out a medal and said a word and at least the director came and we all got a shake hand. and when he came to me, he told me "well, you just finished school right in time to get my successor when i go in pension" and walked off. and as he was at the last one, he returned again to me and said "oh wait. as this is a christian school, you needed to be baptized. but YOU wont, would you?" i said "nope" and he walked off again and said "well, bad luck"

^^

Awesome, in three weeks I ll write exams in the colledge

people were to serious at my uni to be an idiot. everyone i knew studied hard....


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mmm. 24 xD

xD sebb was that guy

No.. it wasnt

Nice need to send that to mah friends 24 xP

why do you write so much... i lost myself at n. 3

Lol maybe I'll do it just to piss one of my teachers off. And I mean ALL of it. xD

if you do all of it like ( go totally drunken to school destroy as much as you can and annoy the teachers xD ) i will go to your school and look at it and ima make a movie and put it here on forum xD

You know you wouldn't do it graa.... Except mabye to ms van heuklon lol.

14, 19 28 ownage lol

Lol xemnas, plenty of people came to school drunk, particularly on study leave (exam preparation time) or on the last day before holidys. They just get escorted off the premises by police, not cool really...

Phoenix wrote:

Lol xemnas, plenty of people came to school drunk, particularly on study leave (exam preparation time) or on the last day before holidys. They just get escorted off the premises by police, not cool really...

...i know in my 10th year of school i showed up drunken...and they did nothing...it was like...funny xD i made the teacher laugth xD and i didnt got escorted by police i just went back home cus u got sick ( i dont even know if they knew i was drunken O.o)

Lol well during my GCSE's one guy spewed up all over his German exam paper, it was fooken halarious. We all had to leave the area while the place got cleaned up

well than that guy who puked arround saved your day xD